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Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
70 mins ago
108 Viagra®.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
96 mins ago
91 The gays.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
96 mins ago
86 Tasteful sideboob.
What's my anti-drug?
97 mins ago
42 Frolicking.
What's my anti-drug?
97 mins ago
65 Saxophone solos.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
97 mins ago
114 Coat hanger abortions.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
98 mins ago
32 Just the tip.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
5 hours ago
95 Date rape.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
5 hours ago
55 Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
5 hours ago
39 The Tempur-Pedic® Swedish Sleep System™.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
z | 1
Dying.
x | 2
Showing up to an orgy for the food.
c | 3
Canned tuna with extra dolphin.
 
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