Some Recent Plays
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
4 hours ago
26 Quivering jowls.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
6 hours ago
108 Viagra®.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
6 hours ago
91 The gays.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
6 hours ago
86 Tasteful sideboob.
What's my anti-drug?
6 hours ago
42 Frolicking.
What's my anti-drug?
6 hours ago
65 Saxophone solos.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
6 hours ago
114 Coat hanger abortions.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
6 hours ago
32 Just the tip.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
10 hours ago
95 Date rape.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
10 hours ago
55 Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.
What am I giving up for Lent?
z | 1
Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
x | 2
Actually taking candy from a baby.
c | 3
Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.
 
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