Some Recent Plays
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
4 hours ago
1 Lady Gaga.
The inevitable heat death of the universe.
What are my parents hiding from me?
4 hours ago
94 Dead parents.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
4 hours ago
1 Being a dick to children.
Passable transvestites.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
4 hours ago
1 Gloryholes.
Christopher Walken.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
4 hours ago
1 Child abuse.
Sarah Palin.
What's the crustiest?
48 hours ago
51 The Holy Bible.
What am I giving up for Lent?
48 hours ago
62 Sniffing glue.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
60 hours ago
67 Five-Dollar Footlongs™.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
60 hours ago
32 The Übermensch.
__________. It's a trap!
60 hours ago
54 Tiger Woods.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
z | 1
A foul mouth.
x | 2
Flying sex snakes.
c | 3
An Oedipus complex.
The miracle of childbirth.
Waking up half- naked in a Denny's parking lot.
Free samples.
 
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