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What gets better with age?
45 mins ago
43 The Kool-Aid Man.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
46 mins ago
25 Waiting 'til marriage.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
48 mins ago
131 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
49 mins ago
27 Actually taking candy from a baby.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
51 mins ago
63 Sexy Siamese twins.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
52 mins ago
1 Natural male enhancement.
Science.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
53 mins ago
45 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
55 mins ago
31 Genghis Khan.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
56 mins ago
1 Friends who eat all your snacks.
Too much hair gel.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
58 mins ago
45 Customer service representatives.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
Child abuse.
x | 2
Girls who shouldn't go wild.
c | 3
Heartwarming orphans.
Licking things to claim them as your own.
Lactation.
8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
 
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