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What gets better with age?
3 hours ago
43 The Kool-Aid Man.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
3 hours ago
25 Waiting 'til marriage.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
3 hours ago
131 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
3 hours ago
27 Actually taking candy from a baby.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
3 hours ago
63 Sexy Siamese twins.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
3 hours ago
1 Natural male enhancement.
Science.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
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45 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
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31 Genghis Khan.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
3 hours ago
1 Friends who eat all your snacks.
Too much hair gel.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
3 hours ago
45 Customer service representatives.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
z | 1
A gentle caress of the inner thigh.
x | 2
Tripping balls.
c | 3
Mr. Snuffleupagus.
 
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