Some Recent Plays
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
35 mins ago
36 Flightless birds.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
36 mins ago
1 Breaking out into song and dance.
Suicidal thoughts.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
10 hours ago
57 Vehicular manslaughter.
What will always get you laid?
10 hours ago
69 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
__________. That's how I want to die.
24 hours ago
69 Sniffing glue.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
34 hours ago
67 Sexy Siamese twins.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
54 hours ago
53 Arnold Schwarzenegger.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
54 hours ago
93 Balls.
Why do I hurt all over?
54 hours ago
70 Sweet, sweet vengeance.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
57 hours ago
60 Tangled Slinkys.
It's a trap!
z | 1
A defective condom.
x | 2
A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
c | 3
Whipping it out.
 
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