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In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
1 mins ago
1 The South.
Goblins.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
1 mins ago
34 A nuanced critique.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
1 mins ago
24 Soiling oneself.
What's my anti-drug?
1 mins ago
26 Riding off into the sunset.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
1 mins ago
1 Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
Friends who eat all your snacks.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
1 mins ago
57 A bleached asshole.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
3 mins ago
1 Exactly what you'd expect.
Agriculture.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
3 mins ago
23 Adult Friendfinder.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
3 mins ago
40 Third base.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
3 mins ago
82 Man meat.
What ended my last relationship?
z | 1
Aaron Burr.
x | 2
Ronald Reagan.
c | 3
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