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I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
12 hours ago
62 Wearing underwear inside out to avoid doing laundry.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
57 hours ago
78 A windmill full of corpses.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
57 hours ago
56 Nazis.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
81 hours ago
1 Showing up to an orgy for the food.
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
81 hours ago
40 Natural selection.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
125 hours ago
42 Keg stands.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
125 hours ago
87 Bestiality.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
125 hours ago
50 Racism.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
220 hours ago
24 Swooping.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
266 hours ago
81 Child beauty pageants.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
z | 1
8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
x | 2
Apologizing.
c | 3
Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.
 
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