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What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
9 mins ago
34 College.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
9 mins ago
30 A disappointing birthday party.
What gets better with age?
9 mins ago
122 Being a dick to children.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
10 mins ago
121 Dwarf tossing.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
22 hours ago
29 The folly of man.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
22 hours ago
69 A middle-aged man on roller skates.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
127 hours ago
51 Racism.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
127 hours ago
2 Actually taking candy from a baby.
Dancing with a broom.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
127 hours ago
114 Viagra®.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
131 hours ago
57 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
What's a girl's best friend?
z | 1
Homeless people.
x | 2
Surprise sex!
c | 3
Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.
 
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