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__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
3 hours ago
81 Child beauty pageants.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
5 hours ago
84 Viagra®.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
156 hours ago
87 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
272 hours ago
85 Man meat.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
284 hours ago
1 Coat hanger abortions.
72 virgins.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
284 hours ago
102 Suicidal thoughts.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
284 hours ago
76 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
321 hours ago
42 Women in yogurt commercials.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
372 hours ago
50 Pretending to care.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
409 hours ago
113 My dick.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
z | 1
Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.
x | 2
Hot cheese.
c | 3
Harry Potter erotica.
A drive-by shooting.
Deflowering the princess.
Lumberjack fantasies.
 
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