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But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
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Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
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And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
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415 hours ago
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What's my secret power?
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Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.
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Friends who eat all your snacks.
c | 3
The Kool-Aid Man.
 
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