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What gives me uncontrollable gas?
10 mins ago
24 Swooping.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
46 hours ago
81 Child beauty pageants.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
48 hours ago
84 Viagra®.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
199 hours ago
87 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
315 hours ago
85 Man meat.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
327 hours ago
1 Coat hanger abortions.
72 virgins.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
327 hours ago
102 Suicidal thoughts.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
327 hours ago
76 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
364 hours ago
42 Women in yogurt commercials.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
415 hours ago
50 Pretending to care.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
z | 1
Nocturnal emissions.
x | 2
My dick.
c | 3
Pooping back and forth. Forever.
 
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