Some Recent Plays
What gets better with age?
59 hours ago
43 The Kool-Aid Man.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
59 hours ago
25 Waiting 'til marriage.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
59 hours ago
131 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
59 hours ago
27 Actually taking candy from a baby.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
59 hours ago
63 Sexy Siamese twins.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
59 hours ago
1 Natural male enhancement.
Science.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
59 hours ago
45 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
59 hours ago
31 Genghis Khan.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
59 hours ago
1 Friends who eat all your snacks.
Too much hair gel.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
59 hours ago
45 Customer service representatives.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
Child abuse.
x | 2
The token minority.
c | 3
Eating too much of a lamp.
Licking things to claim them as your own.
Viagra®.
Whipping it out.
 
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