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What will always get you laid?
just now
77 Edible underpants.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
just now
88 A middle-aged man on roller skates.
__________: good to the last drop.
just now
44 Lady Gaga.
Why can't I sleep at night?
1 mins ago
38 My soul.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
1 mins ago
81 The clitoris.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
1 mins ago
122 That one gay Teletubby.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
2 mins ago
91 Fiery poops.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
2 mins ago
71 Cybernetic enhancements.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
3 mins ago
104 72 virgins.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
3 mins ago
85 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
z | 1
Adderall™.
x | 2
This answer is postmodern.
c | 3
The clitoris.
 
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