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In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
102 hours ago
38 Ronald Reagan.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
185 hours ago
66 Oompa-Loompas.
__________. High five, bro.
322 hours ago
71 Flavored condoms.
What helps Obama unwind?
463 hours ago
62 Flying sex snakes.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
622 hours ago
60 Not giving a shit about the Third World.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
685 hours ago
61 Gandalf.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
685 hours ago
62 Customer service representatives.
What's the new fad diet?
685 hours ago
107 Pooping in the soup.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
685 hours ago
85 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
685 hours ago
98 The Blood of Christ.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
z | 1
Inappropriate yodeling.
x | 2
Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
c | 3
Smallpox blankets.
 
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