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I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
111 mins ago
57 Vehicular manslaughter.
What will always get you laid?
118 mins ago
69 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
__________. That's how I want to die.
16 hours ago
69 Sniffing glue.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
26 hours ago
67 Sexy Siamese twins.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
46 hours ago
53 Arnold Schwarzenegger.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
46 hours ago
93 Balls.
Why do I hurt all over?
46 hours ago
70 Sweet, sweet vengeance.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
48 hours ago
60 Tangled Slinkys.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
48 hours ago
53 Wifely duties.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
48 hours ago
94 Pictures of boobs.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
z | 1
Half-assed foreplay.
x | 2
Apologizing.
c | 3
Another goddamn vampire movie.
 
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