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What never fails to liven up the party?
5 hours ago
38 Natalie Portman.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
5 hours ago
29 Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
48 hours ago
71 Sniffing glue.
__________. High five, bro.
48 hours ago
94 Doin' it in the butt.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
48 hours ago
39 John Wilkes Booth.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
48 hours ago
86 Tickle Me Elmo™.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
137 hours ago
39 Child beauty pageants.
White people like __________.
149 hours ago
99 Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
What's the most emo?
149 hours ago
96 Asians who aren't good at math.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
149 hours ago
111 Paris Hilton.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
z | 1
Actually taking candy from a baby.
x | 2
The violation of our most basic human rights.
c | 3
Harry Potter erotica.
Dancing with a broom.
The Red Menace.
A bleached asshole.
 
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