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__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
16 hours ago
1 Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.
Edible underpants.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
56 hours ago
99 Bitches.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
58 hours ago
45 Impotence.
Betcha can't have just one!
58 hours ago
58 Robbing a sperm bank.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
58 hours ago
55 Mr. Snuffleupagus.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
58 hours ago
121 Anal beads.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
58 hours ago
74 Cockfights.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
58 hours ago
41 Bond, James Bond.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
58 hours ago
34 Peeing a little bit.
__________. That's how I want to die.
58 hours ago
46 Foreskin.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
z | 1
Assless chaps.
x | 2
Quivering jowls.
c | 3
Beer shits.
 
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