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What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
2 hours ago
36 Overpowering your father.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
4 hours ago
39 Mathletes.
Betcha can't have just one!
19 hours ago
75 Cockfights.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
19 hours ago
53 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
19 hours ago
85 Sexual tension.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
19 hours ago
2 Golden showers.
Prosti-tots.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
19 hours ago
1 Saxophone solos.
Wiping her butt.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
19 hours ago
54 Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
19 hours ago
46 A robust mongoloid.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
39 hours ago
82 Half-assed foreplay.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
z | 1
A tiny horse.
x | 2
Preteens.
c | 3
A bleached asshole.
 
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