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Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
92 mins ago
67 Five-Dollar Footlongs™.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
92 mins ago
32 The Übermensch.
__________. It's a trap!
92 mins ago
54 Tiger Woods.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
95 mins ago
49 AXE Body Spray.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
96 mins ago
23 Object permanence.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
115 mins ago
109 Surprise sex!
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
115 mins ago
1 Geese.
RoboCop.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
117 mins ago
90 Queefing.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
118 mins ago
1 Substitute teachers.
Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
119 mins ago
20 The forbidden fruit.
What's the new fad diet?
z | 1
A balanced breakfast.
x | 2
Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.
c | 3
Riding off into the sunset.
 
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