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I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
just now
78 The terrorists.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
just now
103 Grandma.
Why am I sticky?
just now
82 A sausage festival.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
just now
77 Balls.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
1 mins ago
67 Farting into your petticoats and wafting it at Lord Gregory.
I drink to forget __________.
1 mins ago
56 Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
1 mins ago
89 Obesity.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
1 mins ago
75 Child abuse.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
2 mins ago
56 Go-gurt.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
2 mins ago
1 Getting abducted by Peter Pan.
The Jews.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
z | 1
A cooler full of organs.
x | 2
Golden showers.
c | 3
Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
 
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