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In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
just now
76 Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
just now
1 Steve Irwin.
2 Girls 1 Cup.
What am I giving up for Lent?
just now
77 Being a dick to children.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
just now
1 Children on leashes.
A hot mess.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
1 mins ago
41 Cuddling.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
1 mins ago
87 Literally eating shit.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
1 mins ago
1 Morgan Freeman's voice.
A zesty breakfast burrito.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
2 mins ago
87 Italians.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
2 mins ago
78 The terrorists.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
2 mins ago
103 Grandma.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
z | 1
BATMAN!!!
x | 2
A drive-by shooting.
c | 3
Glenn Beck.
 
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