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Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
13 hours ago
55 Justin Bieber.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
13 hours ago
35 Clams.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
143 hours ago
37 A tiny horse.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
143 hours ago
69 The Care Bear Stare.
What never fails to liven up the party?
143 hours ago
25 Flightless birds.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
143 hours ago
94 The gays.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
143 hours ago
59 Bananas in Pajamas.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
143 hours ago
60 A wheelchair death race.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
143 hours ago
42 Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
143 hours ago
21 Words, words, words.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
z | 1
A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
x | 2
John Wilkes Booth.
c | 3
Nubile slave boys.
 
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