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MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
103 mins ago
69 Zeus's sexual appetites.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
103 mins ago
1 Centaurs.
A death ray.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
104 mins ago
72 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
104 mins ago
38 John Wilkes Booth.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
104 mins ago
85 Free samples.
What's the crustiest?
104 mins ago
104 An anal probe.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
104 mins ago
36 Bees?
What's there a ton of in heaven?
105 mins ago
92 Tasteful sideboob.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
6 hours ago
37 Quiche.
__________. High five, bro.
6 hours ago
55 Peeing a little bit.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
z | 1
Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.
x | 2
Old-people smell.
c | 3
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