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What's a girl's best friend?
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29 Re-gifting.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
2 hours ago
33 I'm friends with your dad on Facebook.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
2 hours ago
43 Gandhi.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
2 hours ago
42 Domino's™ Oreo™ Dessert Pizza.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
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41 Kamikaze pilots.
What do old people smell like?
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90 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
38 hours ago
71 Children on leashes.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
103 hours ago
36 Overpowering your father.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
104 hours ago
39 Mathletes.
Betcha can't have just one!
119 hours ago
75 Cockfights.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
z | 1
Smallpox blankets.
x | 2
Harry Potter erotica.
c | 3
Creed.
 
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