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MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
21 mins ago
69 Zeus's sexual appetites.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
21 mins ago
1 Centaurs.
A death ray.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
21 mins ago
72 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
22 mins ago
38 John Wilkes Booth.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
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85 Free samples.
What's the crustiest?
22 mins ago
104 An anal probe.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
22 mins ago
36 Bees?
What's there a ton of in heaven?
23 mins ago
92 Tasteful sideboob.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
5 hours ago
37 Quiche.
__________. High five, bro.
5 hours ago
55 Peeing a little bit.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
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Friendly fire.
x | 2
Tiger Woods.
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Child beauty pageants.
The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.
Making sex at her.
Tweeting.
 
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