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When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
18 hours ago
39 Sarah Palin.
What's the crustiest?
104 hours ago
50 Lunchables™.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
104 hours ago
36 Saxophone solos.
What helps Obama unwind?
192 hours ago
48 PCP.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
205 hours ago
54 Being rich.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
252 hours ago
126 German dungeon porn.
I drink to forget __________.
252 hours ago
99 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
297 hours ago
12 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
409 hours ago
55 Kamikaze pilots.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
438 hours ago
55 Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
z | 1
Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.
x | 2
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
c | 3
An icepick lobotomy.
 
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