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MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
just now
94 The gays.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
just now
59 Bananas in Pajamas.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
1 mins ago
60 A wheelchair death race.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
1 mins ago
42 Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
2 mins ago
21 Words, words, words.
It's a trap!
3 mins ago
56 A zesty breakfast burrito.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
3 mins ago
25 A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
3 mins ago
62 Bees?
He who controls __________ controls the world.
4 mins ago
61 The milk man.
What gets better with age?
4 mins ago
37 Space muffins.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
z | 1
An Oedipus complex.
x | 2
Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
c | 3
A foul mouth.
Heath Ledger.
George Clooney's musk.
The homosexual agenda.
 
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