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Why can't I sleep at night?
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83 Testicular torsion.
What never fails to liven up the party?
87 hours ago
55 Sexy Siamese twins.
What gets better with age?
172 hours ago
43 The Kool-Aid Man.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
172 hours ago
25 Waiting 'til marriage.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
172 hours ago
131 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
172 hours ago
27 Actually taking candy from a baby.
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172 hours ago
63 Sexy Siamese twins.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
172 hours ago
1 Natural male enhancement.
Science.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
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45 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
172 hours ago
31 Genghis Khan.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
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Glenn Beck.
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Half-assed foreplay.
 
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