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And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
33 mins ago
64 Robbing a sperm bank.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
33 mins ago
32 Flash flooding.
__________. High five, bro.
29 hours ago
94 Erectile dysfunction.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
48 hours ago
55 Justin Bieber.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
48 hours ago
35 Clams.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
178 hours ago
37 A tiny horse.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
178 hours ago
69 The Care Bear Stare.
What never fails to liven up the party?
178 hours ago
25 Flightless birds.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
178 hours ago
94 The gays.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
178 hours ago
59 Bananas in Pajamas.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
z | 1
Laying an egg.
x | 2
The miracle of childbirth.
c | 3
An anal probe.
 
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