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During sex, I like to think about __________.
117 hours ago
115 Elderly Japanese men.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
117 hours ago
40 Shaft.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
143 hours ago
116 The boners of the elderly.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
144 hours ago
30 Quiche.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
189 hours ago
94 Hipsters.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
359 hours ago
45 A web of lies.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
375 hours ago
35 Mad hacky-sack skills.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
586 hours ago
59 Passable transvestites.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
589 hours ago
1 Sexy pillow fights.
Police brutality.
What gets better with age?
594 hours ago
115 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
z | 1
Girls who shouldn't go wild.
x | 2
Improvised explosive devices.
c | 3
Natalie Portman.
 
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