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__________: kid tested, mother approved.
47 hours ago
55 Kamikaze pilots.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
75 hours ago
55 Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf.
__________. It's a trap!
110 hours ago
66 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
130 hours ago
68 Women in yogurt commercials.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
130 hours ago
60 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
185 hours ago
119 German dungeon porn.
I drink to forget __________.
185 hours ago
34 Serfdom.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
414 hours ago
80 Flavored condoms.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
415 hours ago
61 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
415 hours ago
88 My dick.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
z | 1
A fetus.
x | 2
Praying the gay away.
c | 3
The plot of a Michael Bay movie.
Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
Nicolas Cage.
Actually taking candy from a baby.
 
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