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How am I maintaining my relationship status?
30 hours ago
87 Full frontal nudity.
What's a girl's best friend?
63 hours ago
44 A gassy antelope.
What's a girl's best friend?
63 hours ago
80 Robbing a sperm bank.
What's a girl's best friend?
63 hours ago
60 Homeless people.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
104 hours ago
68 Foreskin.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
122 hours ago
60 The Hamburglar.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
145 hours ago
67 Christopher Walken.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
172 hours ago
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It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
289 hours ago
41 Children on leashes.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
312 hours ago
94 Kids with ass cancer.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
z | 1
This answer is postmodern.
x | 2
Asians who aren't good at math.
c | 3
AXE Body Spray.
 
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