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A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
36 hours ago
66 Oompa-Loompas.
__________. High five, bro.
173 hours ago
71 Flavored condoms.
What helps Obama unwind?
314 hours ago
62 Flying sex snakes.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
473 hours ago
60 Not giving a shit about the Third World.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
536 hours ago
61 Gandalf.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
536 hours ago
62 Customer service representatives.
What's the new fad diet?
536 hours ago
107 Pooping in the soup.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
536 hours ago
85 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
536 hours ago
98 The Blood of Christ.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
536 hours ago
112 My dick.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
z | 1
Heath Ledger.
x | 2
Creed.
c | 3
Waiting '€˜til marriage.
 
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