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I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
145 hours ago
43 Passive-aggression.
Why can't I sleep at night?
224 hours ago
83 Testicular torsion.
What never fails to liven up the party?
256 hours ago
55 Sexy Siamese twins.
What gets better with age?
341 hours ago
43 The Kool-Aid Man.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
341 hours ago
25 Waiting 'til marriage.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
341 hours ago
131 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
342 hours ago
27 Actually taking candy from a baby.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
342 hours ago
63 Sexy Siamese twins.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
342 hours ago
1 Natural male enhancement.
Science.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
342 hours ago
45 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
z | 1
John Wilkes Booth.
x | 2
Twinkies®.
c | 3
Edible underpants.
 
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