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During sex, I like to think about __________.
206 hours ago
115 Elderly Japanese men.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
206 hours ago
40 Shaft.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
232 hours ago
116 The boners of the elderly.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
233 hours ago
30 Quiche.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
279 hours ago
94 Hipsters.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
448 hours ago
45 A web of lies.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
464 hours ago
35 Mad hacky-sack skills.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
675 hours ago
59 Passable transvestites.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
678 hours ago
1 Sexy pillow fights.
Police brutality.
What gets better with age?
683 hours ago
115 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
z | 1
Preteens.
x | 2
A bag of magic beans.
c | 3
Sean Connery.
 
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