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Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
137 hours ago
80 Flavored condoms.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
138 hours ago
61 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
138 hours ago
88 My dick.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
138 hours ago
123 Panda sex.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
138 hours ago
63 Judge Judy.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
153 hours ago
63 Lactation.
What are my parents hiding from me?
153 hours ago
95 Dead parents.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
153 hours ago
63 A zesty breakfast burrito.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
153 hours ago
2 Tentacle porn.
A good sniff.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
172 hours ago
30 Re-gifting.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
z | 1
An Oedipus complex.
x | 2
Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
c | 3
Dick fingers.
Heath Ledger.
A mating display.
Robbing a sperm bank.
 
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