Some Recent Plays
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
87 hours ago
85 Man meat.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
98 hours ago
1 Coat hanger abortions.
72 virgins.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
98 hours ago
102 Suicidal thoughts.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
98 hours ago
76 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
135 hours ago
42 Women in yogurt commercials.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
187 hours ago
50 Pretending to care.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
224 hours ago
113 My dick.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
622 hours ago
84 Preteens.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
671 hours ago
54 Racism.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
924 hours ago
41 Gary Coleman.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
z | 1
Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.
x | 2
Twinkies®.
c | 3
Bling.
A drive-by shooting.
Nip slips.
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
 
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