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He who controls __________ controls the world.
1 mins ago
51 Christopher Walken.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
2 mins ago
95 Genital piercings.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
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33 Party poopers.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
5 mins ago
42 Lactation.
What am I giving up for Lent?
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47 Dorito breath.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
7 mins ago
128 A big black dick.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
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63 Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
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84 Dead babies.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
11 mins ago
97 Asians who aren't good at math.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
z | 1
God.
x | 2
Hunting accidents.
c | 3
Passive-aggression.
 
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