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In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
10 hours ago
32 Team building exercises.
What never fails to liven up the party?
57 hours ago
38 Natalie Portman.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
57 hours ago
29 Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
99 hours ago
71 Sniffing glue.
__________. High five, bro.
99 hours ago
94 Doin' it in the butt.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
99 hours ago
39 John Wilkes Booth.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
100 hours ago
86 Tickle Me Elmo™.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
188 hours ago
39 Child beauty pageants.
White people like __________.
201 hours ago
99 Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
What's the most emo?
201 hours ago
96 Asians who aren't good at math.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
z | 1
A murder most foul.
x | 2
Women in yogurt commercials.
c | 3
Making the penises kiss.
 
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