Some Recent Plays
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
29 hours ago
24 Swooping.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
75 hours ago
81 Child beauty pageants.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
77 hours ago
84 Viagra®.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
228 hours ago
87 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
345 hours ago
85 Man meat.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
356 hours ago
1 Coat hanger abortions.
72 virgins.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
356 hours ago
102 Suicidal thoughts.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
356 hours ago
76 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
393 hours ago
42 Women in yogurt commercials.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
444 hours ago
50 Pretending to care.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
z | 1
Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
x | 2
Hot Pockets®.
c | 3
Forgetting the Alamo.
 
640
120
Three Card Five Card
Click a card (or use the keyboard shortcuts) to select it as the winner for this hand.

This is a work in progress - inspired by, but not affiliated with, the amazing folks at Cards Against Humanity.
The cards are a mix of CAH originals and custom original words and phrases.
#CAHOnline | by @dojohnso | Feedback & Support