Some Recent Plays
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
160 hours ago
89 Bitches.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
160 hours ago
70 Inappropriate yodeling.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
219 hours ago
51 A cooler full of organs.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
287 hours ago
63 Vigorous jazz hands.
336 hours ago
49 Scientology.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
520 hours ago
25 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
What's that sound?
555 hours ago
95 The KKK.
What's my secret power?
598 hours ago
49 Just the tip.
What's that smell?
598 hours ago
134 Dead babies.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
678 hours ago
48 Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
z | 1
Historical revisionism.
x | 2
Customer service representatives.
c | 3
A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
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