Some Recent Plays
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
12 hours ago
42 Women in yogurt commercials.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
63 hours ago
50 Pretending to care.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
100 hours ago
113 My dick.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
498 hours ago
84 Preteens.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
547 hours ago
54 Racism.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
800 hours ago
41 Gary Coleman.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
804 hours ago
43 Douchebags on their iPhones.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
824 hours ago
1 Geese.
A foul mouth.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
824 hours ago
33 The Gulags.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
828 hours ago
46 Famine.
What do old people smell like?
z | 1
Public ridicule.
x | 2
The Donald Trump Seal of Approval™.
c | 3
Bingeing and purging.
 
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