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I drink to forget __________.
just now
80 A neglected Tamagotchi™.
Why am I sticky?
1 mins ago
20 Geese.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
2 mins ago
75 The Kool-Aid Man.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
2 mins ago
53 My genitals.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
2 mins ago
74 Douchebags on their iPhones.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
3 mins ago
93 A cooler full of organs.
What's that smell?
3 mins ago
84 Homeless people.
__________. It's a trap!
5 mins ago
84 BATMAN!!!
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
6 mins ago
48 Scientology.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
7 mins ago
1 Actually taking candy from a baby.
My inner demons.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
Dwarf tossing.
x | 2
Pterodactyl eggs.
c | 3
Insatiable bloodlust.
 
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