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It's a trap!
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56 A zesty breakfast burrito.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
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25 A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
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62 Bees?
He who controls __________ controls the world.
1 mins ago
61 The milk man.
What gets better with age?
2 mins ago
37 Space muffins.
What helps Obama unwind?
2 mins ago
98 Bitches.
__________. High five, bro.
2 mins ago
58 Obesity.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
3 mins ago
35 Customer service representatives.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
4 mins ago
36 Ominous background music.
I drink to forget __________.
4 mins ago
87 Literally eating shit.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
z | 1
Go-gurt.
x | 2
Another goddamn vampire movie.
c | 3
Foreskin.
Winking at old people.
Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.
Pretending to care.
 
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