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__________. Betcha can't have just one!
just now
37 Unfathomable stupidity.
I drink to forget __________.
2 mins ago
54 Substitute teachers.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
3 mins ago
74 Kids with ass cancer.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
4 mins ago
15 The drama club.
What's that sound?
5 mins ago
17 Fancy Feast.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
6 mins ago
54 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
8 mins ago
38 The harsh light of day.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
9 mins ago
1 Daddy issues.
Goats eating cans.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
10 mins ago
37 Waking up half- naked in a Denny's parking lot.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
11 mins ago
17 This answer is postmodern.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
z | 1
PCP.
x | 2
Vigorous jazz hands.
c | 3
Wifely duties.
 
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