Some Recent Plays
What's my anti-drug?
16 hours ago
68 Tripping balls.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
16 hours ago
74 Another goddamn vampire movie.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
16 hours ago
95 Testicular torsion.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
16 hours ago
31 A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
16 hours ago
37 Drinking alone.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
16 hours ago
23 Consultants.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
16 hours ago
36 An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
What's a girl's best friend?
16 hours ago
92 Nipple blades.
What's the most emo?
16 hours ago
98 Genital piercings.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
16 hours ago
61 Being a dick to children.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
z | 1
Eating too much of a lamp.
x | 2
Hormone injections.
c | 3
A lifetime of sadness.
 
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