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When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
95 mins ago
13 Wiping her butt.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
98 mins ago
32 Sexy pillow fights.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
100 mins ago
92 Flavored condoms.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
102 mins ago
1 Getting really high.
Same-sex ice dancing.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
103 mins ago
69 Sexting.
__________. High five, bro.
106 mins ago
64 Literally eating shit.
War! What is it good for?
107 mins ago
88 The boners of the elderly.
What will always get you laid?
109 mins ago
18 Party poopers.
What never fails to liven up the party?
110 mins ago
41 A big hoopla about nothing.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
112 mins ago
74 The Little Engine That Could.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
z | 1
Fiery poops.
x | 2
A bleached asshole.
c | 3
The Fanta girls.
 
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