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When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
6 hours ago
13 Wiping her butt.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
6 hours ago
32 Sexy pillow fights.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
6 hours ago
92 Flavored condoms.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
6 hours ago
1 Getting really high.
Same-sex ice dancing.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
6 hours ago
69 Sexting.
__________. High five, bro.
6 hours ago
64 Literally eating shit.
War! What is it good for?
6 hours ago
88 The boners of the elderly.
What will always get you laid?
6 hours ago
18 Party poopers.
What never fails to liven up the party?
6 hours ago
41 A big hoopla about nothing.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
6 hours ago
74 The Little Engine That Could.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
z | 1
Scientology.
x | 2
Wearing underwear inside out to avoid doing laundry.
c | 3
Farting and walking away.
Cheating in the Special Olympics.
Genghis Khan.
A cooler full of organs.
 
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