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Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
87 mins ago
80 Flavored condoms.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
101 mins ago
61 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
117 mins ago
88 My dick.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
2 hours ago
123 Panda sex.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
2 hours ago
63 Judge Judy.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
16 hours ago
63 Lactation.
What are my parents hiding from me?
16 hours ago
95 Dead parents.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
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63 A zesty breakfast burrito.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
16 hours ago
2 Tentacle porn.
A good sniff.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
36 hours ago
30 Re-gifting.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
z | 1
A Gypsy curse.
x | 2
Lady Gaga.
c | 3
Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.
 
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